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Power And Knowledge: Let God Talk To Me Directly

Power And Knowledge: Let God Talk To Me Directly

USENI (on the phone): Hello! Hallo!! Alooo!! Eeee even network problem reach heaven. Me, I don understand dis MTN, Airtel or Safaricom bad-bad network nonsense. VOICE FROM HEAVEN: Hello! USENI: Aloo!!  Is dat God? VOICE FROM HEAVEN: No! This is Peter! USENI: Eee! Oga Peter, how your end? Me, I wan’ speak to your Oga PETER: Who? USENI (angry): You don’ know your master again? Which kind nonsense “who” question is dat one? You servants can annoy person too much! I say me, I wan’ talk to God. Or you...
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Nigeria’s Victor Moses announces retirement from international football at the age of 27

Nigeria’s Victor Moses announces retirement from international football at the age of 27

Victor Moses has announced his retirement from the international football at the age of 27. The Nigerian born Chelsea winger, who represented his country 37 times and scored 12 goals made his debut in 2012. “I have experienced some of the best moments of my life wearing the Super Eagles shirt and have memories with me that will last a lifetime…Nothing will ever compete to what it felt like to represent Nigeria on behalf of our country…. However, I feel that now is the right time to step away in...
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Osinbajo meets Pinnick over NFF crisis as FIFA threatens to suspend Nigeria

Osinbajo meets Pinnick over NFF crisis as FIFA threatens to suspend Nigeria

Nigeria’s Acting President, Yemi Osinbajo, on Wednesday, met behind closed doors with the President of Nigeria Football Federation, Amaju Pinnick, and some NFF members, reports Extrasportsnigeria.com. The meeting was held before the commencement of the weekly Federal Executive Council meeting. The meeting was called at the instance of Osinbajo. FIFA had on Tuesday threatened to suspend the Nigeria and Ghana football federations over government interference with effect from August 20 if the issues bordering on interference were not resolved. Pinnick who just returned to the country after leading a CAF...
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Serena Williams suffers another loss at Cincinnati’s Western & Southern Open

Serena Williams suffers another loss at Cincinnati’s Western & Southern Open

Former world number one Serena Williams has suffered another loss against Czech Petra Kvitova in Cincinnati. She lost 6-3 2-6 6-3 in the second-round to Petra Kvitova. The loss to Petra Kvitova followed Serena Williams heaviest career defeat, a 6-1 6-0 loss to Britain’s Johanna Konta in the Silicon Valley Classic first round. Since having given birth to her baby girl last year, Serena Williams, arguably the best female tennis player in the world has been struggling to find her old powerful and impressive form, which has helped her win...
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Ronaldo discharged from hospital after suffering from pneumonia

Ronaldo discharged from hospital after suffering from pneumonia

Brazilian football superstar Ronaldo has been discharged from a hospital in Ibiza after suffering from pneumonia. Ronaldo was reportedly taken ill during a holiday in Ibiza, Spain. The 41-year-old Brazil World Cup winner, who assured fans on Sunday on social media, after he was taken to the hospital, that he would be alright, thanked his doctors, nurses, girlfriend Celina and fans for their help and support during his admission in the hospital. Ronald has since returned home on Tuesday. Ronaldo (full names: Ronaldo Luís Nazário de Lima) is widely considered to...
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“Don’t call my name when I am busy working” – Agama

“Don’t call my name when I am busy working” – Agama

We all know Agama hardly can control his insatiable desire for two things: beer and women. One day, Agama sees a beautiful damsel while he is drinking. So much hypnotized by the beauty of the lady, Agama mistakenly puts the bottle of the beer he is drinking in his nose instead of the mouth. Trust Kata Kata Village ladies, she has seen how carried away Agama has become; she does not waste time to grab the opportunity and milk her mesmerized suitor. Within a few minutes, Agama is sitting next...
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Bwalya vows to appeal FIFA ban

Bwalya vows to appeal FIFA ban

Former Football Association of Zambia President Kalusha Bwalya has announced he will appeal the two-year ban handed him by FIFA on Friday. FIFA’s adjudicatory chamber of the independent Ethics Committee announced the ban of the African great reports Extrasportsnigeria.com. The Zambian was banned for allegedly receiving benefits from banned Qatari official Mohammed Bin Hammam according to a statement on FIFA’s official website. Bwalya, reportedly received $80,000 cash “gift” from the disgraced Qatari business mogul Bin Hammam in 2016 but he claimed it was a gift he got on behalf of...
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More Political Uncertainty in Zimbabwe as Zambia “deports MDC’s Tendai Biti to Zimbabwe”

More Political Uncertainty in Zimbabwe as Zambia “deports MDC’s Tendai Biti to Zimbabwe”

Zambia has deported former Zimbabwean Finance minister and senior opposition politician Tendai Biti to Zimbabwe despite a court order against the move, according to his lawyer. Zambia’s government has on Wednesday, rejected Mr. Biti’s request for asylum on the ground that his reasons for the asylum were weak. Mr. Biti fled to Zambia after Zimbabwean police accused him of orchestrating violence and issued an arrest warrant for him. The opposition MDC Alliance has refused to accept Mnangagwa’s victory in last week’s elections, the first in Zimbabwe since former President Robert...
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ICC: The Scientific Advisory Board of the Office of the Prosecutor holds its 5th annual meeting

ICC: The Scientific Advisory Board of the Office of the Prosecutor holds its 5th annual meeting

On 21 and 22 June 2018, the Office of the Prosecutor (the “Office”) of the International Criminal Court (“ICC” or the “Court”) held its 5th annual meeting of the Scientific Advisory Board (the “Board”) of the Office, at the seat of the Court in The Hague, The Netherlands. The Board provides recommendations to the ICC Prosecutor, Mrs Fatou Bensouda, on the latest developments in new and emerging technologies, and scientific methods and procedures that can further reinforce the Office’s capabilities in the collection, management, and analysis of scientific evidence relating...
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Tanzania names Amuneke national coach

Tanzania names Amuneke national coach

Former Nigeria attacker, Emmanuel Amuneke, has been named as the coach of Tanzania national team. Wallace Karia, President of the Tanzania Football Federation (TFF) who announced the deal on Monday said Amuneke will also oversee the other Tanzania teams, including the U-17 and U-20 groups. The former winger who signed a two-year deal with the Tanzanian FA was until recently coach of Sudan’s Premier League side, Al Khartoum SC. “I am happy to start this new job and work hard so that we can achieve a lot together,” Amuneke told local...
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