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A Good Reason to Welcome Melania Trump to Africa.

One may bark, What the hell is the US First Lady Melania Trump, possibly doing in Africa? A continent once labeled a Sh.thole? Now in Ghana, does Melania Trump’s husband really know where his wife is? Or could she have lied and told him she was visiting Germany instead of Ghana? Germany – Ghana? Hum, sounds similar…? Similar? Never mind, all I wanted to say was that the two countries may “sound” similar, to some people. Yes, to someone,…

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Can Mo Salah Lead The EPL In Scoring Again?

Mohamed Salah is off to a slightly slower start in the 2018/19 Premier League. The “Egyptian King” has established himself as one of the true offensive stars of arguably the best football league on the planet. Yet his biggest headline thus far on the young season came when he was given a controversial award. Salah was recognized for having the best goal of last season, while most (including some of his teammates) believed Gareth Bale ought to have earned…

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Bill Cosby sentenced to 3 to 10 years in prison for Sexual assault

Bill Cosby, popularly known as the “America’s Dad” was on Tuesday sentenced to three to ten years in state prison by a Pennsylvania judge for sexual assault. The world-acclaimed comedian and the major character in the famous the Cosby Show was described by the Judge as a “sexually violent predator.” Following accusations from 60 women against Mr. Cosby, some of the accusations dated back 50 years ago, the judge sentenced the 80-year-old comedian to 3 to 10 years in…

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Is the Wind of Change Blowing Towards Angola and Liberia?

When the former Defence Minister of Angola Joao Lourenco became the country’s President last year and vowed to eradicate nepotism and corruption in his country, very few people believed his seriousness. Not that Joao Lourenco is considered a liar. Not necessarily so. The fact is that many Africans have grown used to and indeed tired and fed up of sweet-mouthed African leaders, who promise paradise to their subjects only to give them hell on earth. That is the typical…

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KATA KATA MAGAZINE HITS THE STREET OF MALAWI

AT LAST, YOUR EVER HUMOROUS CARTOON MAGAZINE KATA KATA MAGAZINE IS ON THE STREET OF MALAWI. CHECK OUT: EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH PIKSY, THE MALAWIAN SENSATIONAL MUSICIAN CAPTIVATING ILLUSTRATION STORY ON LITERACY ARTICLES ON HEALTH, INTERIOR, DESTINATIONS, BEAUTY, FASHION, LITERARY CORNER, FOOD & RECIPES, KIDS AND MANY MORE… DON’T MISS OUT; GRAB YOUR COPY IMMEDIATELY AND BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY WITH A LAUGH. AVAILABLE AT: MBOWE FILLING STATION (NEXT TO CITY MALL) PUMA FILLING STATION, ALONG MCHINJI ROUNDABOUT TELEPHONES: 0888167456 /…

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Those Stained Clothes: A Must Read, Shocking story

A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a guy who was a cleaner. When the girl’s father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future. The girl’s father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them. At last, he accepted their love…

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The Moment of the truth

Life is everything but predictable. Your good and solid plans today may collapse tomorrow, while your present precarious situation could turn out to be stable and secure. What does that tell us? Life can be a present, wrapped in the packet of uncertainty. A good reason to utilise positively every single opportunity you have in life because you may not have the same chance again. Definitely, life comes with a moment of the truth. As a human being, you…

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Food: Saffron Spiced Beef with Beans and Chapati – From Niger

    Ingredients : 400g cow meat, 500g haricot (green beans), half piece of garlic, 1 pepper, 100g Saffron, 4 chapati (or 4 slices of Turkish bread), 1 beef bouillon cube, 2 EP oil, salt. Preparation Time: 10 Minutes Cooking Time: 35 minutes   Preparation Method Cut the meat into very small pieces. Wash the meat and fry it with oil in a pan. Set the gas temperature low. Peel and crush the garlic. Add the garlic to the…

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How to potty train a puppy

Puppies are sensitive, therefore you need to build a strong, loving and caring bond between the two of you. Your attitude towards them matters a lot. Basically, it takes 4-6 months to be fully trained, but some take a whole year, depending on the age, learning history and how they were previously bred. Patience and persistence are all that one needs to train a puppy as well. The puppy should be trained when he is between 12 weeks and 16weeks old. Confine the puppy in a room or a…

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Fashion: The return of au naturel

Is it not surprising that most ladies are now making a mad rush to the salon to have their hair chopped? Well, the Alpha male is now dictating that Femme fatale is short natural hair. The flair says less is more! We were once told that a woman’s hair is her crowning glory, fashion critics say no woman should be caught red-handed with a bad hair day, it is the make or break of a personality. Good thing it…

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Power And Knowledge: Let God Talk To Me Directly

USENI (on the phone): Hello! Hallo!! Alooo!! Eeee even network problem reach heaven. Me, I don understand dis MTN, Airtel or Safaricom bad-bad network nonsense. VOICE FROM HEAVEN: Hello! USENI: Aloo!!  Is dat God? VOICE FROM HEAVEN: No! This is Peter! USENI: Eee! Oga Peter, how your end? Me, I wan’ speak to your Oga PETER: Who? USENI (angry): You don’ know your master again? Which kind nonsense “who” question is dat one? You servants can annoy person too…

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Serena Williams suffers another loss at Cincinnati’s Western & Southern Open

Former world number one Serena Williams has suffered another loss against Czech Petra Kvitova in Cincinnati. She lost 6-3 2-6 6-3 in the second-round to Petra Kvitova. The loss to Petra Kvitova followed Serena Williams heaviest career defeat, a 6-1 6-0 loss to Britain’s Johanna Konta in the Silicon Valley Classic first round. Since having given birth to her baby girl last year, Serena Williams, arguably the best female tennis player in the world has been struggling to find…

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