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Lock Up Gay And Lesbian Couples Till They Conceive Offspring – President Mugabe

  President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe Friday threatened to not only lock up gay and lesbian couples in rooms and order them to conceive offspring or not be released; he equally vowed to expel foreign diplomats who try to promote gay rights in his country. Mugabe, 90, said Europeans must keep their “inhuman” homosexual practices within their own territories and not try to impose them on Africans.  President Mugabe thanked Kata Kata Cartoon Magazine for “exposing“ the meeting of…

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Incest Can Be Voluntary – Virginia GOP House Candidate Insists

  To some, it is a question of morality; while to others, it is the highest level of conservatism. Yet, others call it animalistic. Regardless, welcome to the USA politics. Listen to the recent claims from a well-known USA politician. Here we have perhaps the most shocking degrading comments yet- and the GOP candidate who made them isn’t backing down. One of the Republicans angling to succeed Frank Wolf in Virginia`s 10th congressional district is standing by an eye-popping…

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BOKO HARAM`S ILL-FATED PALM SUNDAY VICTORY

                    While Christians around the globe celebrated Palm Sunday, Boko Haram a jihadist Islamic group, operating in the Northeast of Nigeria, which has claimed responsibility for terrorist attacks on Nigerian institutions and individuals, equally celebrated a victory ““ albeit temporarily ““ against Christians and Western education. The jihadist sect, which has vowed to eradicate any kind of western education in Nigeria, and equally has constantly attacked people and institutions seen…

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Quail Egg: A Miracle Money Making Product in Africa

  If there is  something interesting ““ and indeed surprising – about Africa, it is a continent where smart fastidious individuals can capitalize on the gullibility of others and make millions within the twinkling of an eye. It is a place where even monkey`s red ass, sweetly coated with a little lie and persuasion, can be marketed as omnipotent product and sold for millions of dollars   for simple minded individuals. Little wonder, therefore, why recently, some avaricious Africans…

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What Is Wrong With President Goodluck Jonathan Of Nigeria?

President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Of Nigeria hardly needs much introduction. Being the president of the largest oil producing country in Africa and the most populated country on that continent, he is a force ““ willingly or unwillingly – to recon with. It does not hurt that his names, Goodluck and Ebele (Mercy) seem to define the political life of this once relatively unknown Nigerian, who journeyed from the political oblivion to become the president of Nigeria, the10th most populous…

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Interview With Dr. George Manuwuike

Kata Kata: First of all, congratulations on your recent election in Paris as Chairman of NIDOE (Nigerians in Diaspora Organization Europe). Could you kindly tell our readers a little about NIDOE and yourself? Dr. Manuwuike: I am Dr George Ahamefula Manuwuike. I am a Medical Doctor, Businessman, investor, Business Consultant and Philanthropist. Apart from my degree in medicine, I also obtained a masters degree (MSc) in international economic relations. I am the newly elected chairman of NIDOE. NIDOE (Nigerians…

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President Mugabe: Salary Increase After £3m Daughter`s Wedding Expenses

After blowing £3 million on his daughter`s wedding earlier this month, Zimbabwe`s firebrand president Robert Mugabe is set to ask his country`s hard-up treasury for a pay rise next month. bump The defiant leader, who has ruled Zimbabwe since leading the country to independence from Britain in 1980, is set to get an increase despite not delivering on his election promise to raise the salaries of public sector workers. Most workers earn around £200 a month. It is estimated…

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The Man To Watch: Dr George A. Manuwuike

Until now, we intentionally limited our magazine to cartoons and adverts only. However, recently our readers had expressed their desire to read also about role models, who have the capacity to bring changes in our societies. Due to the editorial policy of Kata Kata Magazine, we are very conscious not to compromise our core policy. We therefore have to strike an equilibrium between satisfying objectively, the wishes of our valued readers and not sacrificing our editorial core policy. Interestingly,…

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Yanlib rebels enter Politri triumphantly

There was a similar scene of the biblical Jesus` triumphal entry of Jerusalem in Yanlib capital Politri two days ago. A big crowd of joyful Yanlibs came out to welcome euphoric Yanlib rebels who rolled into the capital, two days ago, in what appeared to be the final stage of a six month attempt to overthrow the 42 year old regime of Col Mamuamr Dafigad. Waving new flags of the National Transitional Council, thousands of jubilant crowd came out…

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Woodnolly in Panic After Death Prediction

Following his prophecy last week that one Canafri president would die, which came to pass, the recent prediction by the Gerianian prophet and head of Nations All Of Church Synagogue (NAOCS), Prophet BT Shuajo of death of a male member of the Woodnolly industry, has left the industry in a pandemonium. The prediction was made at his second service on Easter Sunday, April 9, 2012 during which the church leader warned that the movie industry must pray and fast…

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Nigerian Aviation Minister Orders Kata Kata Magazine as a Therapy

Often, when katakata (trouble, pandemonium, problems, chaos.) starts coming your way, you mostly take all necessary steps within your power to have it solved or “suppressed,” as the case may be. You definitely, need a therapy to tackle those social challenges or problems.  With this in mind, it has become apparently clear to us why our office received an unexpected phone call yesterday from the embattled Nigerian minister of Aviation Ms. Ella St Ahodu requesting us to send her…

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Nigeria hits Back at Zambia Following Alleged Nigerians Harassment by Sata

Nigeria has rejected another envoy sent to that country by president Michael Sata. Abuja has refused to recognise the envoy captain Selemani Mpangula Banda on the excuse that he has a criminal record. Captain Mpangula, who currently exhibits signs of insanity, was in 1996 arrested by Fredrick Chiluba regime for treason. He was tortured in prison together with former president Kenneth Kaunda`s Bodyguard Maurice Kaulungombe during the “˜Black Mamba episode which was created by Chiluba and Sata to implicate…

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