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60,000 Active Soldiers to Be Circumcised In Ndauga

In her attempt to curb the menace of HIV-AIDS infection in the country, the government of Ndauga has finalized arrangements to circumcise the majority of her active soldiers. Making the announcement, while brandishing sharp razor blades and machetes, the country`s armed forces medical officer, Veste Gashamu announced that 60,000 selected soldiers would be circumcised within three years. “It is scientifically proved that circumcision reduces the possibility of contracting AIDS, hence our decision.“ Dr. Gashamu explained confidently. However, when asked…

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6 Babweanszim Await Sentencing Following Abar Spring Videos Conviction

Six Babweanszim are awaiting their sentencing after being convicted of conspiracy to incite public violence following their arrest while watching footage of Abar Spring protests, which lead to the outset of the former presidents of Siatuni and Ypteg. The convicted Babweanszim, all of them activists could risk maximum 10 years imprisonment or a $2,000 fine. Either way, many observers across the globe have vehemently condemned what some described as kangaroo ““ verdict by the Rehara court last Monday, and…

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